out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran...
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Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran
Major Kong wrote:out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.
That cottonmouth is going to have a bad case of cottonmouth in the morning!
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Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran
How that right there? That's plain funny.
Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran
Good one Kong.
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Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran
I'm going to steal this joke.
So I put (the dead dog) on her doorstep!
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Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran
It's an oldie, has a picture too with it.RiverguyVT wrote:I'm going to steal this joke.
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