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If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:12 pm
by awesome guy
Can I go to all banks that they've opened an account and withdraw everything? Once one illegal has your identity, 20 others have it as well. My plan is to take all the assets opened in my name and leave them with the debt.

Re: If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:53 pm
by USN_Hokie
What is the interest on an empty burrito wrapper over 10yrs? These people aren't keeping any money in the bank. They're cashing checks and wiring money back to Guatemala.

Knew someone whose wife was a Maryland school teacher. She was verifying her benefits one day and all the beneficiaries were hispanic names she didn't recognize. Turns out that a janitor at the school stole her SSN when applying. This means someone in the school used/stole her personal information in all likelihood.

Nobody was fired. All they did was fix her beneficiaries.

Re: If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:57 pm
by awesome guy
USN_Hokie wrote:What is the interest on an empty burrito wrapper over 10yrs? These people aren't keeping any money in the bank. They're cashing checks and wiring money back to Guatemala.

Knew someone whose wife was a Maryland school teacher. She was verifying her benefits one day and all the beneficiaries were hispanic names she didn't recognize. Turns out that a janitor at the school stole her SSN when applying. This means someone in the school used/stole her personal information in all likelihood.

Nobody was fired. All they did was fix her beneficiaries.
I bet they keep a couple grand around. I'd take whatever they had just to piss them off.

Re: If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:58 pm
by USN_Hokie
awesome guy wrote:
USN_Hokie wrote:What is the interest on an empty burrito wrapper over 10yrs? These people aren't keeping any money in the bank. They're cashing checks and wiring money back to Guatemala.

Knew someone whose wife was a Maryland school teacher. She was verifying her benefits one day and all the beneficiaries were hispanic names she didn't recognize. Turns out that a janitor at the school stole her SSN when applying. This means someone in the school used/stole her personal information in all likelihood.

Nobody was fired. All they did was fix her beneficiaries.
I bet they keep a couple grand around. I'd take whatever they had just to piss them off.
In my experience doing landscaping as a kid, they take it straight to the bank and cash it.

Re: If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:02 pm
by awesome guy
USN_Hokie wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
USN_Hokie wrote:What is the interest on an empty burrito wrapper over 10yrs? These people aren't keeping any money in the bank. They're cashing checks and wiring money back to Guatemala.

Knew someone whose wife was a Maryland school teacher. She was verifying her benefits one day and all the beneficiaries were hispanic names she didn't recognize. Turns out that a janitor at the school stole her SSN when applying. This means someone in the school used/stole her personal information in all likelihood.

Nobody was fired. All they did was fix her beneficiaries.
I bet they keep a couple grand around. I'd take whatever they had just to piss them off.
In my experience doing landscaping as a kid, they take it straight to the bank and cash it.
Bank of America services them. They can't have 0 balances.

Re: If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:23 pm
by HooFighter

Re: If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:24 pm
by CFB Apologist
USN_Hokie wrote:What is the interest on an empty burrito wrapper over 10yrs? These people aren't keeping any money in the bank. They're cashing checks and wiring money back to Guatemala.

Knew someone whose wife was a Maryland school teacher. She was verifying her benefits one day and all the beneficiaries were hispanic names she didn't recognize. Turns out that a janitor at the school stole her SSN when applying. This means someone in the school used/stole her personal information in all likelihood.

Nobody was fired. All they did was fix her beneficiaries.
I see globalist trash Americans on twitter actually whining that if we enforce immigration, less money goes to Mexico and that's mean/wrong. Yeah, cheat the American tax system, come here illegally, send money back to mexico, but we are "mean" for trying to stop such.

Re: If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:30 pm
by BigDave
awesome guy wrote:
USN_Hokie wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
USN_Hokie wrote:What is the interest on an empty burrito wrapper over 10yrs? These people aren't keeping any money in the bank. They're cashing checks and wiring money back to Guatemala.

Knew someone whose wife was a Maryland school teacher. She was verifying her benefits one day and all the beneficiaries were hispanic names she didn't recognize. Turns out that a janitor at the school stole her SSN when applying. This means someone in the school used/stole her personal information in all likelihood.

Nobody was fired. All they did was fix her beneficiaries.
I bet they keep a couple grand around. I'd take whatever they had just to piss them off.
In my experience doing landscaping as a kid, they take it straight to the bank and cash it.
Bank of America services them. They can't have 0 balances.
Most people in these sorts of businesses - AND NOT JUST HISPANICS - will take the check to the bank where it was written to cash it. You don't need to have an account anywhere - you can always cash a check where it was written.

It irks me to no end the number of landscaping, construction, painting, etc, businesses that pay little or nothing in the way of taxes. They want to be paid in cash or with a personal check, which they will cash at your bank and then hand out cash to workers. Nobody is declaring any of that on their taxes.

Re: If an illegal alien steals my identity...

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:39 pm
by HokieFanDC
BigDave wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
USN_Hokie wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
USN_Hokie wrote:What is the interest on an empty burrito wrapper over 10yrs? These people aren't keeping any money in the bank. They're cashing checks and wiring money back to Guatemala.

Knew someone whose wife was a Maryland school teacher. She was verifying her benefits one day and all the beneficiaries were hispanic names she didn't recognize. Turns out that a janitor at the school stole her SSN when applying. This means someone in the school used/stole her personal information in all likelihood.

Nobody was fired. All they did was fix her beneficiaries.
I bet they keep a couple grand around. I'd take whatever they had just to piss them off.
In my experience doing landscaping as a kid, they take it straight to the bank and cash it.
Bank of America services them. They can't have 0 balances.
Most people in these sorts of businesses - AND NOT JUST HISPANICS - will take the check to the bank where it was written to cash it. You don't need to have an account anywhere - you can always cash a check where it was written.

It irks me to no end the number of landscaping, construction, painting, etc, businesses that pay little or nothing in the way of taxes. They want to be paid in cash or with a personal check, which they will cash at your bank and then hand out cash to workers. Nobody is declaring any of that on their taxes.
If someone wants to stop that, get their Tax ID and give them a 1099. Of course, no one wants to do that.