The last time UVA beat Tech (UWS edition) ...

[BigDave]

* Barack Obama was an obscure senator
* Phones just made phone calls
* If something went viral, you took medicine for it
* Saddam Hussein was still alive and in hiding
* The Iraqi minister of misinformation was a funny meme
* Algroh was a promising third-year coach of UVA-C

(Add your own)

[awesome guy]

* The left was appalled at war.
* Simple majorities to confirm judges was considered tyranny
* You could keep the insurance you liked

[USN_Hokie]

... Bush had an approval rating of over 50pct.
... Everyone had "W" stickers on the backs of their cars.

[USN_Hokie]

* Barack Obama was an obscure senator

BTW, that's obcsure STATE Senator...he wasn't even elected to the US Senate until 2004.

[awesome guy]

* Barack Obama was an obscure senator

BTW, that's obcsure STATE Senator...he wasn't even elected to the US Senate until 2004.

He was fresh off running around with the bullhorn in the Kenya campaign for his communist uncle.

[USN_Hokie]

The last time UVA beat Tech, Lindsay Lohan wasn't an STD petri dish:

[Jack Galt]

* The cost of gas was around $1.50/gallon.
* The National Debt was a staggering $6,916,263,600,308.44 (compared to $17,203,336,836,345.12 today)
* Both parties in Congress worked together.
* Mike London coached DLine at DSU.

[USN_Hokie]

Dopey Scissors University? Haven't heard that one in a while.

[Major Kong]

I was in Alaska trying to convince nit wit wanna be Enviromeddlers from San Francisco that the thousands of dead fish they "found" along the banks of the Wulik River was not a major fish kill of epic proportions but just spawned out salmon acting as Brown Bear food.

[Once]

I was a few months from quitting a soul sucking job with a technology firm where I wrote software specs and user manuals for crappy cell phones. I had gotten recruited by a headhunter and was offered obscene money (relative to what I was making then and considering the the mind numbing work they wanted done) to take a hiatus from environmental work and write mindless crap that even fewer people read. Hell, even I didn't want to read it. That job was a lot like what most perceive as dot com hell. Sure, everyone was wearing shorts and flip flops to work, there were ping pong tables and karaoke machines in facility, and eggless egg salad in the onsite restaurant, but it just made me want a burger and demand that people wear pants to work. I still feel like I should say, "yeah... I did hard time (18 months) with Qualcomm/Kyocera."

I was in Alaska trying to convince nit wit wanna be Enviromeddlers from San Francisco that the thousands of dead fish they "found" along the banks of the Wulik River was not a major fish kill of epic proportions but just spawned out salmon acting as Brown Bear food.

[Valencia Hokie]

I was a SoCalian and I had hair.

[BG Hokie]

My 5th grader was an infant. My two other kids weren't born yet. I made 44% of what I do now but I still drive the same car! 2000 Accord, although instead of a nice clean sedan it's now an absolute beater!